I understand that you're not used to a dog wearing shoes. There are logical reasons. Let's count.

1. I look awesome
2. The snow I have to walk on every day is very cold and my patience is growing thin.
3. I have a bunch of new collars, why not wear shoes too?
4. It makes my feet look bigger. That would imply a lot, you know, if you couldn't already see everything I have to offer.
5. Officially 25% classier than bare feet.
6. More efficient butt kicking.