Holy Crap, I'm Wearing Shoes!

by Ajax 19. February 2009 11:22

I understand that you're not used to a dog wearing shoes. There are logical reasons. Let's count.

  1. I look awesome
  2. The snow I have to walk on every day is very cold and my patience is growing thin.
  3. I have a bunch of new collars, why not wear shoes too?
  4. It makes my feet look bigger. That would imply a lot, you know, if you couldn't already see everything I have to offer.
  5. Officially 25% classier than bare feet.
  6. More efficient butt kicking.

 

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About Ajax

Ajax is a retired racing greyhound who was born on November 29, 2004. After racing for his last time on July 26, 2008, he was adopted in September of 2008 by Shane and Cassandra.

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