Welcome to election day everyone. Again, I got passed over for official US citizenship, so I am still ineligible to vote. Since I can't cast an offical ballot for the state of Massachusetts this year, I give you my unofficial greyhound ballot.

ELECTORS OF PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT

Baldwin and Castle
Barr and Root
McCain and Palin
McKinney and Clementa
Nader and Gonzalez
Obama and Biden

I get really excited every night when I hear "Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader! Nader!" so I have to vote for him!

SENATOR IN CONGRESS

John F. Kerry
Jefferey K. Beatty
Robert J. Underwood

I just can't vote for someone named "Beatty." I got "Beatty'd" enough on the track!

REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS

John F. Tierney
Richard A. Baker

I can't turn down a good baker.

OTHER SELECTIONS

Chicken Treats
Beef Treats
Cheese Treats
Vegetables

Prancing
Running
Walking

Sit
Lay Down
Hide
Touch

Dog Park Day
Football Day

Anything Else
Sleeping

QUESTION ONE: ELIMINATE STATE INCOME TAX

I vote "NO" on question 1 because, well, I don't really care. My income doesn't qualify for taxes anyway, so I don't mind having a state income tax!

QUESTION TWO: DECRIMINALIZE MARAJUANA

I vote "NO" because as we stated before, I have no income, therefore I cannot buy Marajuana. If I can't have any, nobody else should have any either!

QUESTION THREE: PHASE OUT GREYHOUND RACING

I vote "YES"! I didn't realize it at the time, but living in a home is soooo much better than living on the track. I really like being a pet instead of a racing dog. I know the racing people are probably just going to move to other states and keep racing greyhounds, but it's a start. And as for people losing their "jobs"... Most of them have skills that can be used elsewhere, like selling concessions. The few others have well over a year to find another job. Not a big problem at all.