An open letter to Facebook on behalf of me, Ajax the Greyhound:

 Dear Facebook,

You recently disabled and removed my facebook account citing a violation of the Facebook terms of use. I read over these terms of use in between walks, dinner, and learning to turn on the fireplace. I found that basically, a facebook account must:

• Represent an individual
• Not be a misrepresentation
• Not be an advertisement
• Cannot be fabricated material

After review, you have disabled my account in error. I am not making an account for someone else, I am an individual, and I'm certainly not advertising anything. Everything I've written in my profile is truthful. This leads me to believe that you have made this mistake because of any / all of the following:

• Facebook has the intelligence of a cat
• Facebook is run by dog-haters and abusers
• Facebook is, in fact, breaking their own terms of use and misrepresenting their terms of use whereby I actually AM violating the terms of use.
• Facebook doesn't believe I am an individual (this leads back to the intelligence of a cat)
• Facebook was built on a foundation of pure concentrated evil.

In conclusion, I hate you Facebook.

-Jaxie